Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Nine Days and Counting.
Dear fellow family members,
The Treatise was not written as a lark. (The Treatise can be read at The Mulligan blog, you will have to click on the older post to find it.) My time is better spent cleaning Billy’s ass, driving Catalina to religious indoctrination, and listening to Allie’s philosophical ruminations about the precipitous decline of the dollar. I do not have the time to type a 900 plus words essay for fun. So, for me to sit at my computer and write the Treatise there must have been a good reason to do it. And the reason why I wrote the Treatise was to warn everybody about the evil machinations of THE LONE WOLF . Unfortunately, my worst fears have been realized. THE LONE WOLF has committed the ultimate sin (no, its not adultery. Adultery isn’t a sin.). He has attacked John Mulligan, aka, “Muggs, Mully, JEM, The Boxwood Bastard, The Gentle Giant”.
His attack was so vicious and unprovoked it has caused our beloved Muggs to go into self imposed exile like the famed cellist Pablo Casals. Casals went into exile to protest the government of Spain. I believe Muggs has gone into self impose exile to protest the treatment that THE LONE WOLF has inflicted upon him. For those of you who are not up to speed on the conflict involving THE LONE WOLF and Muggs I will fill in the details to get you up to date.
Essentially, THE LONE WOLF attacked Muggs because he was upset that our administrator Gary gave Muggs full administrative powers to help out on the family blog. We all know that Muggs is kind, intelligent, and has an amazing propensity for good judgment. Also, Muggs loves to blog on our family blog and his own blog. I for one thought Muggs would make a great administrator. Muggs, unlike The Lone Wolf has no hidden agendas in my opinion. I am withholding a scolding diatribe against the lone wolf for the sake of family blog peace. When the Oracle (Aunt Anne) spoke over a week ago asking for love and peace on the blog I took her words to heart.
Uh oh, I think I smell shit. I only made it to 375 plus words this time.