A Treatise on the Future Direction of the Mulligan Family Blog
My fellow relatives it brings great consternation that I am compelled to air my complaints in this open forum. I have tried unsuccessfully to have a certain unnamed assistant administrator who happens to live west of the Continental Divide, south of Bakersfield Ca., north of
To some members of our family plagiarism is clearly not a concern. To them plagiarism is an accepted fact of everyday life. It is this lack of moral compass that has allowed the lone wolf to steal the ideas of
As if plagiarism isn’t egregious enough, the lone wolf has decided our personal privacy shouldn’t be private. The lone wolf has taken upon himself to link our family to the outside world. The lone wolf has created other blogs and he has linked those blogs to our family blog. We now have interlopers able to view our shared customs, culture, and history. The lone wolf has also linked us to a teacher’s web page and a newspaper. The lone wolf does not believe in privacy.
The lone wolf has mounted a campaign of intimidation and fear. In his quest for a multifamily blog the lone wolf has intimidated a member of our flock. This loved one “who lives in the windy city” was caught blogging on one of the lone wolf’s blog. The lone wolf ordered our brother from the windy city to blog on his blog rather than our blog. I have been personally attacked by an interloper for posting on our blog. The interloper came on our blog and wanted to know why I didn’t post on the lone wolf’s blog. The lone wolf’s aggression cannot go uncheck. We must unite now and stand up to the lone wolf before we lose our blog.
My fellow family member the lone wolf is a train wreck in the making. If we allow him to continue with his unfettered access to our family blog we can say goodbye to our secularism. In its place will be some sort of multifamilism. No longer will we have our individuality or privacy. We cannot allow a plagiarist, a con man, a bully, in such an important position. He is slowly pursuing his goal to unite all the family blogs under one banner. I do not recommend permanent dismissal since he is a good blogger. I do recommend that he be suspended from all administrative duties. Furthermore, he must remove his plagiaristic words from his blogs, he must apologize to our loved one from the windy city for intimidating him, and he must apologized to our family for plagiary and privacy violations